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Sep 2

Strike!

Posted on Thursday, September 2, 2010 in Thoughts

“There are only 12 countries in the world that supply tap water that is fit to drink, and South Africa is one of them. Our tap water quality is third best overall in the world.”

This is simply not true. Not right now.

You see, the workers at the water purification plant that supplies our region are on strike! (STRIKE is simply too emphatic a word to ever NOT be followed by an exclamation point.) Some days there is no water in our pipes, and when there is, it looks more like milk than water.

i like it this way. Yes. It sounds funny, but i am glad to not have water, because it means that the strikes are effecting me. This makes me feel like i am a part of something. i am.

Many of the public workers here have been on strike for weeks now. i have been happily going about daily life just a few kilometers from the masses of protesters and the burning tires and all that jazz, rather unaffected.

But now, i feel a something, and for this i am glad. So also, am i glad for the strikes. One of the major demands that the strikers are posting is in regards to resource management.

Since the days of colonialism–which in a way still continue, although to put it in Darwinian terms, COLONIALISM as evolved into CAPITALISM on a global level. The mentality has been for centuries, we come from the west and we take, tae, take.

In the present day, this mostly occurs with resources. The strikers are demanding that the government aid in the building o production facilities. This would create lots of jobs within the nation. Also, the country could make a LOT more money off of products rather than raw materials.

As it is now, Western powers swoop in and abscond the raw materials for next to nothing and refine them and make fat profits.

The South African workers and unemployed want a piece of this pie. That makes sense.

If you read the news, you will see stories crazy uprisings.

(but, fear not. This stuff is happening in Pretoria, but Pretoria-central. I am in Hatfield, Pretoria, a couple of kilometers away from the heat of the action.)

And, an update on the King of Swaziland. He did NOT choose a new wife this year. i suppose he is happy with his current 13 ladies.

A friend said to me, “I can’t even handle one girl, how can he manage 13!?”

i replied, “i don’t think he can handle any of them either–not even a one–that’s why he gets a new one every year.”

Anyways, i wanted to post a few of Thomas’s pictures of our time in Swaziland. First is this soccer pith (the more global way to refer to a soccer field):

You can see here in the background behind these perspective queens the soccer pitch in the first picture.

And here, in the foreground is the Swazi flag.

And finally, here are the chiefs. Each tribe sends all of its eligible virgins each year. The chiefs sit in the front rows of the stadium and look on the festivities. The one on the left had a glorious bald spot that closely resembles the shape of the CONTINENT of Africa. (Did you know that Africa is a CONTINENT, and NOT a COUNTRY!?) Anyways, i don’t mean this is disrespect; we thought it was pretty cool.

And in final news, my soccer team (LINK THE UNITED NATIONS) is now in a league! Our first game is this Saturday. We are playing a team formed by the South Arican Embassy or something like that. it’ll be good times.

Also!! In final-final news, i have a gig at a recording studio this weekend. It is a 2-day recording session with a big band that plays at the State Theatre and was in need of an English singer with good diction. i am flipping excited, and we’l see what comes of it. i go Saturday afternoon and stay over at a friend’s house in the township and then go again on sunday.

And sorry if this post is typo-full! i have no time to prooooof read.

Peace.

Aug 30

Swaziland in Photos

Posted on Monday, August 30, 2010 in Photos, Travels

Have you ever heard of the magical kingdom of Swaziland? Well, it is sometimes called the Switzerland of Africa. It is small and mountainous and beautiful and peaceful.

Have you ever dreamed and dreamed of something then when it is actualized, it is not nearly as good as the anticipation? Well, I have always dreamed of going to Swaziland. i have always been of the mind that that little jewel of a country has to be magical. And this past week, i found out the it surely is!

Six of my pals from Little Holland and i rented a car and made the grand journey. This week was the King’s party and we were invited! To tell the truth, the whole world was invited, literally. The whole world. But, it still sounds cooler to say, “i was invited to the King’s par-tay!”

Along the highways, roads and tracks that you have to trek to git to Swaziland, there are plenty of large cattle crossing the way, monkeys bouncing about by the wayside and fine restaurants like this one:

As we waited in and around the car at the que for the boarder crossing, looking backwards, you can see the friendly welcome that the South African Police give arrivals from Swaziland:

As fierce as their saying sounds, it is not true. We were driving through a “Hijacking Hotspot,” as denoted by the state-sponsored warning signs. So they say not to stop when the police pul you over. Hijackers steal police outfits to make their job easier; if you speed past an officer who is trying to pull you over and he (or she) is lagit, they will git in their truck and chase you down. That’s how we roll over here.

Anyways, after the few-hour hubbub/smelly group hug that can be officially called a boarder crossing, we had our stamps and we were in Swaziland! We proceeded to drive around dirt roads in the mountains for a few hours looking for the hostel at which we had a reservation. They had only told us the region, not how to actually git there. Finally, after a few hours, we found found a paved road. We drove until we were lucky enough to find a person. A person! He drew us a map on a napkin and we were on our way (with a destination this time, although i was still humming an applicable Simon & Garfunkel song). Long, long after dark, we made it to our park. That was good times.

We had a fire and i experimented with all the snazzy settings on my little camera. This here is a long exposure of Thomas, the fire and the moon:

This here is tweaked white balance, some sepia, a super-short shutter speed and a wide aperture:

At night, we had seen little but stars and far-far off city lights. We had been surprised to come across Zebras and springboks in the dirt roads. Our backpackers’ hostel is situate right in the middle of a national park/wildlife reserve. When we awoke this is the view that greeted us in the morning (that’s Mandy and Thomas, tea-in-hand).

We found out on a hike that hippos, crocodiles and awesome turtles live in this lake:

We saw some o’ these:

Later on, we went to the capital city. It is tucked down in the nooks and crannies of massive mountains. The people were so amazingly friendly. We felt at home, and unlike strangers. The country is all about peace.

It seems that life is slow, in a good way. No hurry, just peace and mountains. At one point, i walked to an internet cafe’ i had seen earlier. i just wanted to shoot Lindsay a quick email to say happy birthday. The guy who was sitting out front said “It’s saturday. Of course we have no internet, just only between weekends.” i chuckled. True story!, Why should we need internet on Saturdays?

Later on, i saw the national Hyundai dealership. It was rather sizable. Check it out:

Later still, we saw a premier soccer league match. i mean, yes, we are from “Little Holland” after all. The King has his own team. They got massacred by the visiting team from the other side of the country (which is really not all that many kilometers away!) But matches are free and the location of the stadium is not so shabby. See for yourself:

That night, we had a concert around the fire at the hostel.

There was a raggae-singing girl named Saritah on tour from Australia. (Check her music out here.) About thirty of us gathered around the fire. It was an amazing time. Saritah and i took turns singing about ten songs each. Sometimes, other backpackers who were staying at the hostel would grab a drum or a harmonica and join in. There was a sense of reverence. There is something ancient about fire and something magical about music, and to combine the two of those with a moonlight Swazi night is just overwhelming.

After a couple hour nap that many would call a really short night’s sleep, we got up and went exploring. We saw lotsa these guys:

And these stripy horses too:

And some living telephone poles, i suppose they’re called trees:

Later on, we went to the King’s par-tay.

He and the whole country are celebrating because he is choosing a new wife (again!). He has 13 wives already, but that is obviously just not enough.

It is the custom to wrap yourself in a cloth like this one. i met this dude at the stadium where the King’s par-tay was held. There was so much excitement and tradition and many other good things in the air that it was hard not to be friends with everyone around.

Here are the prospective wives, all parading in front of the King. This is a celebration that lasts over a week. We were there on the day of the Reed Dance. It is traditional and sacred and wonderful. You should look it up and read about it. But on second though, don’t believe what you read. You should behold it with your own two eyes.

This year, 60,000 pure maidens presented themselves to the King. The main focus of the event is not a praise of polygamy, but a celebration of tradition, morals and chastity. Afterall, only one wife is picked from among the virgins by the King every year.

i think i will close this chapter of the Swazi adventures with the image i like the best. To be honest, i am quite proud of this picture. i saw a tiny little Dutch girl looking on in amazement and at times trying to join the maidens in their march into the stadium to present themselves to the King. This little girl in a fancy dress is quite the foil to all the perspective queens. It is a quite a beautiful contrast, i think.

Aug 25

Leaving The Country!

Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 in Music, Travels

The other day, Michael and i had a glorious time whistling “When Johnny Comes Marching Home,” while making a salad. We have quite a few songs we whistle together quite often. Our little house is a multi-continental place.

One thing i’ve realized is that my friends from all over the world know more about American Culture than i do. People from all kinds o’ continents are always like, “Hey, Shane, you know that movie…” and i usually reply with a “nope, sorry.”

Many times i have no idea who Mr. or Mrs. Such-and-such the Celebrity is and i don’t know who did what or who did who or who got arrested for their fifth DUI or who started a charity to benefit baby harbor seals or what public figure is trying to raise awareness about some made-up pandemic which must be acted out against….now!

All of these tabloid-tastic tidbits and tales of what is globally recognized as American Culture are not just leaking out of the country, they are rushing all over the globe! The world has a voracious appetite for what is happening in America.

i admit, i probably don’t even know nearly as much as your typical American about our celebrities. i know more about my local trees…and what’s happening in Wilmington’s streets and the names of the homeless people who live in Newark. i know a million little things about a thousand little people who may not be important in the public eye, but they sure mean the world to me.

Anyways, the point is that our American actions effect the whole globe. A lot. More than we know. What we do or what our media says we do matters.

i don’t know how many times i have had to answer slews of questions with a little bit of laughter and a “please, please don’t believe the teeee-veee!”

One thing we don’t hear all that much about in America is our wars.

America is at war.

Right now.

War.

Do you remember that it’s a time of war? We have troops all over the world (although they’re supposedly mobilizing home right now, thankfully). People from all over say clever things like, “Waaay to flippin go, Shane. You and your country are killing people all over this gosh-darned world” (yep, they say it just like that).

but i know. i know.

i don’t claim to be very politically well-informed (i am much more concerned with having knowledge about the things that i can personally touch and change and mould). But i know that i wish that the killing would stop. Maybe democracy is not right for every face of this planet. Maybe Western borders and boundaries imposed on Eastern peoples will just cause conflict upon conflict. Maybe in terms of foreign policy, we should just carry a big stick and not actually use it. Maybe we should keep our distance instead of trying to keep the peace and end up blowing countries to pieces.

Personally, i love my country. i love America. i love living there. i also will never fight in the U.S. Army. Love is my religion, but i don not think that the U.S. government would understand that, so, Quakerism is my religion.

In the culmination of a couple of years of being frustrated with American actions in the Middle East, i have written quite a couple songs which i usually don’t share. i finally wrote one that i think encompasses my thankfulness for our great country with my apprehensions about fighting for it…with a little humor thrown in there too.

This here is a rough video recording of my new-ish song, “i Love My Country.” It goes through the various exceptions from the U.S. Draft. i hope it makes sense…

in other news, i am leaving this country on Friday. i am going to the King’s par-tay in Swaziland. He is picking a new wife, and has invited the whole entire world to join in the celebrations with him.

And in other, other news, i have a concert tonight!

Aug 23

Picture Blog!

Posted on Monday, August 23, 2010 in Photos, Travels

This weekend, i stayed with some of my friends in a squatter camp on the edge of Mamelodi. This informal settlement started when thousands of people who are unemployed and illegal immigrants from Zimbabwe persisted in building tin houses at the foot of the mountain, just over the creek outside of Mamelodi.

This may sound like an unsafe place–and true the Police don’t even respond to emergency calls from that region–but it is in fact quite the opposite. “This is the safest village in the world…because we have these!” My friend Victor proudly held up a plastic whistle. “At any time of day or night, if you have any kind of problem, you blow on this, and immediately all the neighbors surround the area. We have had zero problems since October.” Yes, they have taken law into their own hands.

I have lots and lots to tell about this weekend, but i think i’ll mostly tell my journal about it, and i’ll assume that you’d rather see some of the pictures. This is my friend Paul, and his wife Lacretia and their two-year-old son, Grace. They had said i could sleep on the floor of their kitchen. However, when i got there, they were surprised that i actually came. Why would an American go to the squatter camp?

So, i ended up staying at Paul’s friend’s sister’s fiancee’s house. They woke him up at midnight and said, “This is Shane. He will sleep here with you tonight.” He had fallen asleep while studying. His oil lamp was still burning by the bed. As it turns out, he is studying electrical engineering. How ironic to study such a subject by the light of an oil lamp! we laughed about this, and stayed up most of the night talking in that tiny house that is just big enough to fit a bed and a chair.

On sunday, after waking up at seven and attending a super-lively church service and getting invited to join the worship team and hired to teach some guitar lessons, it was time for an adventure. Malee (nephue of Paul: on left) Rashee (how the flip do i spell that?: center) and i (right) climbed a mountain. You see, these boys have lived in the shadow of the mountain their while lives and always dreamed of climbing it. They were too scared. i told them i climb mountains all the time and will protect them, and up we went!

Here we are cresting the first ridge; down there is home.

We did some rock balancing on the windy flat-topped hills. We also did lots of rock throwing.

We found these bug eggs on a stick, and were unable to identify them. i am hoping that some bug-extraordinaire will be able to help me identify them…please?

We used the timer on the camera to do some jumping pictures. This is as close as we all got to all being in the air at one time for a photo…

A few hours later, after hiking down, we did some jamming.

Maduku, the girl on the left, came over and threw around a ball (well, actually, an avocado seed) with us for a while.

And Malee thoroughly enjoyed carrying around my guitar. He wants to be Johnny Cash when he grows up.

There was much, much more to this weekend, but there is not much more internet here… 4 minutes of net time left–i have to post this business now. i hope you enjoy this; it’s just a little glimpse into my life here on a typical Thursday-Sunday time-span…

Aug 19

Adventures in the Kitchen and Beyond

Posted on Thursday, August 19, 2010 in Uncategorized

This week has been the French Toast Fest in Little Holland.

I got 48 eggs, 2 liters of milk, 2 loaves of bread, 1 bottle of syrup and thingamagiggy of cinnamon.

Antwan is quite distraught by the name which we North American Gringos call this sweet, carboliscious breakfast food. He happens to be a Parisian, and adamantly declares that French Toast is inaccurately named. There is no such thing.

I ask him what his countrymen call such a fine food. He replies, “le pain perdu,” which conveniently translates to The Lost Bread!

“So there!” i reply. It is French Toast afterall; it has simply been lost–lost but not forgotten. It is the missing link of Fine French Breakfast foods. Mystery Solved.

This here photo is the typical evening in Little Holland. We all take turns pitching in to buy the ingredients and cook the dinners. This way, most of us are free to study or whatever and we can all share a warm (and generally delicious) meal together.

(And, yep, Mum, don’t worry, we’re eatin’ our greens!)

If the meals are not delicious, they are delectable or scrumptious, and on some occasions, they even are so extreme as to be scrumdiddlyumptious!

Along with all the work i must do to uphold the title of Designated Leftover Eater, i am also an instructor in the exquisite ways of American slang. Word up.

Meanwhile, some of us Tuckies (People who live in Tuksdorp) have been having close calls out in the streets. Sometimes, they come home shaken up (and sobered up) and lacking their cash and cell phones and other pocket-items.

Through hearing these accounts and also by browsing through the local news papers i have noticed something. Most of the crime that occurs here is alcohol-related. Lots of the robberies happen to people when they are not exactly in a state of stellar sobriety.

People always say stuff to the extent of, “Oh, you’re going to  South Africa? Well, prepare to be mugged, murdered, raped,  robbed and then killed again…every time you leave the  house!”

So far, i have had no major problems. i will keep my head  about me and keep my eyes open. i want you to know that it  seems pretty safe, but i am still somewhat cautious.

Also, if you’re worried about how Pretoria looks on the news,  think about your own local news. How does your city look on  the telly compared to how it actually is to live there?

You can’t always trust only the media and word of mouth to  tell about a place, you have to trust your eyes too. Afterall,  there is more to South Africa than shark attacks and murders.

Aug 18

For Isla!

Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 in Uncategorized

The other day, i went on vacation. i went with my family to Cape Cod. Well, i suppose that i was there in spirit and all that jazz. i was also there by means of Skype, but really i am half way around the world–quite a few timezones, a lot of miles, and even more kilometers away.

By the way, whoever, Sir Kilometer was, he must have been so much more of a logical being than was Mr. Miles. Good golly! the Metric system is so convenient. (And, as a side note, don’t get all literary on me an theorize about the assignment of genders to fictional characters such as Mr. Miles and Sir Kilometer in my fictitious histories.)

Anyways, back to this story about how Skype let me make a little escape from this continent to the American Northeast: a trip within a trip. At one point, someone–i think it may have been Ian–was asking about what classes i am in at school here in Pretoria. (Maybe they were checking to make sure i remembered to go to school, because after all, i don’t really write all that much about it on here!) Anyhow, i mentioned that i am quite enjoying a class in the Visual Communications department. Immediately, we realized the irony in this statement, because the video function on Skype was being rather dodgy, so i was invisible, just a voice. Ian said something to the extent of, “Well i guess you’re failing that class!!” We all burst out laughing as together–together as we could be with the inter-continental-slow-internet-delay figuring in.

But rally, it is amazing what technology does. A matter of a few decades ago, communication with home would have been nearly impossible on such a trip. Everyone would just have to wonder for a few months if i was even still alive. Kids i know might be waiting at home wondering if i had caught a monkey to bring back to them, or maybe i might have been eaten by a lion and they’d never again hear another thing from me. When i journeyed home, it would only be in faith or hopes that such a place still would exist. But, back to the future, or the present–wherever exactly it is that we are currently living. With a short walk, i arrive at a cute little cafe where i can buy a superb cup of coffee or pot of tea for about a dollar, plug in my computer at the same time plugging into (a slow, shaky connection to) home.

That is how i went on vacation with my lovely family last week.

While we were skipping, i mentioned to Isla the story of how i recently helped out a fledgeling bird. I promised her pictures, and i figured that while i’m at it, i might as well put this story here in the blogosphere, ’cause it’s a happy little happening.

i was walking home from school one day when i heard some pathetic little peeping sounds. i was outside the fence around Tuksdorp, the ‘village’ where i stay. There, right by the road, was a small fledgling bird. He looked adorable and very lost all at the same time. This here is a photo of “Palbert” as i call him:

i scooped him up. He just sat there in my hand. He looked too small to be fledging yet. i said, “don’t worry there, little Palbert; we’ll find your parents!” Together, we listened for chirping. We heard none close by, so we ended up walking quite some ways. All the while, i kept asking human-persons if they had seen any other little bird-persons like the one in my hand. Finally, one guy was able to help.

A man who thought it quite hilarious that the two of us–a bird and a boy–were hanging out sent us off away from Grosvennor Street. There, at last, we heard the chirps of momma and poppa bird, trying to communicate with their lil babies, who were outside of the nest trying to experience the world on a cold, windy day.

i left little Palbert in a garden near where we heard the peeping. i didn’t want the parents to see me hangin out with that chick. Maybe they might not take it back i they saw us together. And, no, birds can not smell.

When i put little Pal down, almost immediately, there was good news. Close by, hiding in the bushes, out of the wind, was another little bird! They looked to be of the same brood, although different in size. I think my little Pal was quite the runt. I suppose that these chicks understand that, nope, size is not all that matters (because after all, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog). Pal hopped over to the bigger baby bird and they immediately huddled together to keep out the wind. It was a happy little ending to my part in the story of those happy little birdies.

the happy ending.

Aug 14

futbol. futbol. futbol.

Posted on Saturday, August 14, 2010 in Uncategorized

Last night our futbol team played in a tournament. Well, to be honest, we’re not really a team; we’re just some guys that play together a few times a week.

i feel like maybe this might be boring to hear about if you were not there–but you should have been there! When we boys from Little Holland came pullig up to the athletic fields and went spilling out o’ the back of the truck, there were already hundreds and hundreds of people there warming up for the games in the cold night air. There was a DJ set up at the fields. He was blasting Shakira and other quality tunes all night.

This here is a low-quality  picture of our high-quality  team. We call ourselves  ”United Nations,” because  our 10 players represent 6  countries. Thanks to  Gustavo, we had  enough  Brasil (and, nope, my dear  Americans, that is not a  misspelling; it is the actual  spelling) jerseys for the  team. We’d quickly change  shurts (yes, my dear  friends,  that is a blatent misspelling) when subbing mid-game. I feel okay about wearing a Brasil jersey, because i was in Fortaleza for a couple of weeks a few summers ago. While i was there, i got skooled in countless barefoot futbol matches on the community ‘field’ by a bunch of little kids. But that is a whole book’s worth of other stories–let’s not get side-tracked here.

Back to last night: quite a few times throughout the evening, the refs were getting cursed out in 4 or 5 languages at a time. The matches got pretty heated. These guys love their futbol.

It is frustrating to play in a rigged tournament on the underdog side. You see, we kicked some butt. (well, actually, we kicked some balls, but the implications of that statement are dangerous, so i was trying to avoid using it–but alas, i suppose that saying “this is what i didn’t say…” is pretty much the same darn thing as just outright saying it.)

Anyways, out of 24 teams, we made it to the semi-final. The team that knocked us out of the tournament was made up of the 10 top players from the University team–sporting their team jerseys. Yeah, the school team. Cause that’s fair.

I’d like to think we gave them a run for their money–literally, cause they ended up winning the money. Of course, now i look for excuses as to why we lost: bad refs, rigged tournament, etc, etc. But the fact of the mater is that we did well and had a good ‘ol time. We won a lot, then we lost. So it goes. We work well together. We sweat and bleed together too. Good times.

Plus, there’s a fooseball table at the soccer complex. i didn’t have any money to buy food/drinks (the festivities lasted about 4 hours longer than i supposed they would, so i had to find some way to get some sustenance). A few bets later at the foose-table, i had the necessary funds to get a burger (sorry, cow) and a drink.

You see, there was a cow pasture right beside all our soccer fields. i love cows…and i feel bad eating them. It’s sad to eat a piece of cow while looking right at a living cow. There’s something a little twisted about that. But i was hungry.

Yep. Anyhow, there’s futbol! futbol! futbol! everywhere in this country (and in the world, excluding the u.s., i suppose). We went to the Ghana vs. Bafana Bafana match at Soccer city the other night. I’ll leave you with a short video clip of the excitement involved in simply walking up to the stadium. Do you know what a vuvuzela is? People were going so hard on them in the 2-hour traffic jam approaching the stadium and in the que on the way in to soccer city that my camera can’t even handle the noise. The audio peaks–which i think adds to the excitement.

Aug 10

Oppikoppi

Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 in Music, Photos, Thoughts, Travels

So, this weekend was Oppikoppi. In a nutshell, this can be described as seventeen thousand drunk people spending three exceedingly noisy days in a cloud of dust. To be more specific, Oppikoppi is a music festival. Let me tell you about it.

Much like Woodstock, which took place in what i can’t help but think of as the golden days of America, Oppikoppi is held on a farm. Unlike Woodstock, it is on a mountain three hours out into the countryside of South Africa. On the drive out, we saw quite a few troops of monkeys enjoying the morning sun on the red rock outcroppings by the bumpy little roads.

Upon arrival at the farm, the first order of business was, quite naturally, to hang a Dutch flag in a tree. This was a proud representation of “Little Holland,” as we call ourselves. Also, a flag might help us locate our small tents in the sea of dust and dusty people. Also quite naturally, i, being a woodlum who is probably annoyingly nostalgic about the tall trees of his homeland, was picked to scale the tree and hang out our proud banner. And, of course, a human being perched in one of the thin, thorny trees of that dusty bramble-patch where thousands of us pitched our tents for those days is a rare sight. This was so rare that some large drunk dude with an impressively large fro decided to rumble (which i call his combination or run + stumble) over and shake me out of that prickly little tree. I held tight. It was funny. I said something to the extent of “okay, hows about stoppin’ there, pal?” The shaking continued. Eventually, it became clear that i would need some other type of dissuasion besides suggestions and language (but not suggestive language, mind you). So, i continued to hold on to the tree with one hand and broke off a few prickly, dead sticks with the other and, in a manner which would have made David the slayer of Goliath proud, i chucked them quite expediently at the growling, grunting man below. He bellowed and ran away with a thorny branch hanging in his awesome hair. After i finished the flag-hanging, i showed of my sylvan skills and smoothly slid out of the tree. A crowd of onlookers applauded as i bowed and walked the short distance back through the dust to our dusty little tents.

oppioppi tree

This is a photo that Nicole  snapped right before the  ”battle of shaking tree,”  and also right before the  battery on my camera ran  out. Good timing,  technology. Way to be. It’s  not like anything else cool  happened that weekend  which i might want  pictures of. Anyhow…


The music took place for three days on four stages until about five in the morning. There is something magical about music and there is something powerful about thousands of people all gathering together. Watching the large, orange sun slip behind the distant mountain, called “Koppi” from the top of our mountain, called “Oppi” while keeping the company of my newly found friends, all the while immersed in a powerfully pounding soundtrack is really quite close to indescribability.

The bands were awesome. I got to see a local favorite of mine, up close and personal on the woods stage one evening. You really should check out TUMI. He a rockin dude. He is inspiring, and he spits some mad powerful rhymes, yo. Them jauns is jumpin’! He’s the shizzle. Ya feelin’ me, homie? Anyways, he is phenomenal, and now from this silly little stint of my whack yo-boy lingo, i defer.

The anti-racism speech that one R&B singer passionately spilled from the stage between songs did not hit so very home with me. I think that the wounds are still fresher in this land than at my home, so the arguments against racism are more like, “the white guys aren’t all that bad,” or “black people have full rights too.” I appreciate the heart behind such speech, but not so much the exact words in which it was delivered. I guess i’ll let that singer off the hook; afterall, i suppose he is a child who was born into a war.

Later that night, my mind was destroyed (in a good way) by an Afrikaans psychedelic dub-rock band called BLK JKS. I couldn’t help but be swept away in awe by their drummer. He was a bare-chested bear of a man with dreadlocks so massive that they put the Greek goddess Medusa to shame. They sway about like striking snakes as he pounds the drums at speeds that could out-pace a machine gun.

While enraptured in those rhythms, i was thinking more about racism, and i finally came up with the words to elloquate my point of view which i have held for a long time.

This is it:

There are two kinds of people.
•They are “People” and “People.”
•Sometimes they are more specifically referred to as “these people” vs “those people.”
•More dangerously, sometimes they are divided into “Us people” vs. “YOU people!

Do you catch my drift? It is all the same. It is all perspective. You can draw the lines and decide who gets slotted in which group on–quite literally–an infinite number of characteristics. None of them matter.

Well, of course they matter–but not in a hierarchical or hyperdicotomistic sort of way. I can say that yes, they both do and do not matter at the same without contradicting myself. You see, I am not anti-culture or pro-conformity-of-the-entire-world-to-one-way or any such nonsense like that. I love culture (and yes, i still hold it to be true that “variety is the very spice of life.” And, yes, i still make up words; look back at the first sentence of this para-giraffe). All i am saying is that if you look for differences, you will find them. Sadly, this has been done ever since the first sunrise over this blessedly cursed planet. What you seek, you will find. So, how about we look for things that we all hold in common, while still holding to our national, tribal, familial and individual identities.

All the music this weekend was outstanding. And gee-golly! i’ve never before in my life interacted with so many interesting people in such a short amount of time. Live music frequently makes me shiver. This time, the music had a lot of help from the freezing winter air at night. It was almost at the point of freezing every evening. You had to keep moving to keep warm, which brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Dance or die!” (The last time those words were used to bill an event, the ironic outcome was tragic.)

Each night at Oppikoppi, I picked my chilly way ‘home’ through the clouds of dust and smoke and among the milling people and blowing trash and gangling thorn bushes back to our tents to build a fire. There is something ancient about laboring to collecting small, thorny branches in the dark to build a fire to combat the chill. It is deeply simple. Beautiful. After roasting some bananas over the flames, as the coals glowed, i tried to make friends with the new stars that spread out above me in the unfamiliar Southern sky.

All throughout the night, unfamiliar people would wonder into the circle of warm firelight. They would arrive as strangers and leave as friends. Fire and the strings of my guitar warmed us in many ways as we all dodged the cold together. In the mornings, we all greeted the big, pink sun together as it slipped up over the dusty horizon in such a way that it seemed to chuckle and say, “silly little, people, you forgot to sleep…”

But we didn’t. We all slipped off to our dusty dwellings just as the sun’s long fingers were tapping us to remind us that as cold as the night is, it is still permissible to have swelteringly hot days.

A lot of these nights, just when morning starts to burn the sky, i drift off to sleep at what is probably about the same time as many of my loved ones on the other side of the world do the same. I use the present tense because i am not just speaking of the nights spent at that dusty festival (did i mention that it was dusty!?) but but also many of my nights spent reading in preparation for the next day’s classes. Tonight is one of those nights. I arrived home, made some tea and took a spectacular de-dusting bath & shower combo. Now, i’ll make some more tea and read for a few more hours. Then i’ll lie down to sleep at approximately the same time my as American loved ones are doing the same. (i’ll post this blog tomorrow in an internet cafe near my house.) You see, we are really not all that separate. We are simply on opposite sides of the same little ball, constantly floating through the same galaxies together all the time. We are really quite close, you and i.

Oh, and as for a little update: i snagged this photo from my friend Mandy. When everything gets so dusty, cars become billboards; this one had quite the message.


Aug 4

On the Lighter Side (+song)

Posted on Wednesday, August 4, 2010 in Music, Uncategorized

Recently, a lot of little thoughts have been running around through my little brain.

i remembered a riddle i made up when i was like to about 6 years old:
Q: What is red and green and goes 3o miles per hour!?
A: A frog in a blender.

Do you know that American expression, “who wears the pants in this relationship!?” Well, anyhow, one of my friends got married in a nudist community. How in the world would you apply such a saying in those circumstances?

Words are silly things. If you be American, you might know what a musician would be meaning when saying “pick.” You know, it’s that small, oddly shaped piece of plastic that you strum a guitar with. Anyhow, we call such implements by quite an internationally-unacceptable name. The actual term is “plectrum.” “Pick” just so happens to mean “penis” in the Dutch language. That explains how Michael was at once fascinated, disturbed and–admittedly–a little impressed the other night when i told him this after playing some soccer at the fields: “Hey, Michael, i left my keys and 2 of my picks in your shoe.”

Did you know that C.S. (Clive Staples) Lewis was exceedingly ethnocentric, and his main purpose in writing The Chronicles of Narnia was to prove the racial superiority of England? That is what a guest lecturer helped us to learne in literature class yesterday. Good to know. (i’m leaving that spelling of learn in the previous sentence, ’cause it’s kinda awesome.)

We have a national holiday here this monday. Ladies Day. With our extended weekend, Antwan and i are trying to hitch a ride to Oppi-Koppi, which is supposedly a fantastic music festival 2 hours to the west.

Alright, i have many little thoughts competing for their turn in the spotlight of the blogosphere. i have lots of stories and things to say in the near future here, but for now, i will leave you with a song. It is an easygoing, simple little song–which the lyrics realize. I’ve been in a simple music and deeper melodies kind of writing mood recently. The total for songs i’ve written since my arrival here is 8, but enough rambling, here is that simple little song:

CLICK HERE to listen tosimple.”

Aug 2

Apartheid, Etc.

Posted on Monday, August 2, 2010 in Music, Thoughts, Travels

So, i met an American. He was kind of ignorant. That is surprising; i thought all Americans were real, real nice. Maybe he was ignorant, or maybe he was joking; i hope it’s the latter.

He told me to make sure to make some black friends while i’m in Africa, cause afterall, being friends with people who are different from you is good for your perspective. I mentioned to him that the 9 people i was with represent 5 countries–and when i count myself in the group, 6.

He replied, “Well, you’re all white. I mean, you need friends from different races…”

I also learned a new idiom: uku-necklace umuntu. You can say it in English with one simple word: Neclacing. It is the process of shutting someone down. The origins of this phrase may easily be described as “too soon!”

You see, this little cluster of words emerged out of the masses of millions of people who marched against Apartheid less than 2 decades ago. “Neclacing” is quite literally the process of being killed by having a burning tire shoved over your head.

The wounds from such violent events are still fresh in this land. The violent protests of the 1990s were much like the setting of a bone by a doctor. For far too long, injustice had prevailed in South Africa like a broken arm which healed without a cast. The uprisings were like the re-breaking of an arm in order that it might heal well.

The healing seems to be going okay. There are still walls around everything. I walked to a lot of places in Pretoria which have historic importance. In this case, the history is stunningly recent.

On Saturday, I spent 6 hours at the Apartheid Museum with a few friends. We saw graphic footage of events which took place all too recently in locations we have walked through and recognize. Actually, they are renaming the city of Pretoria. The new name is a lot like my name; it will be called “Tshwane,” (and i will still be called “Shane.”) There is too much pain associated with the name, so a change is being imposed by the government. Relabeling will not change the past, but they hope that it will make the future look a little brighter.

I spent Sunday in Johannesburg at a backpackers’ hostel called 2B Happy. I sat on a porch with a 3-legged dog named Scooter. I sipped Rooibos Tea, and he moved contentedly back and forth into and out of the sun-spots. It was a nice, peaceful place to reflect on everything and catch up on some reading while my buddies were out touring the town.  It was about ten bucks to stay a night and a day. Nice.

The lady who runs the hostel is named Patience. She had never had a grilled cheese sandwich before yesterday. I made her one with tomatoes in it. She reports that she will be a grilling cheese addict in the near future. We had a good ‘ol time.

Also, i met Dave Norwoods. He stayed in the same room that Thomas and Ferdinand and i slept in. It was Dave’s last day in South Africa. He just spent 5 months traveling, singing and filming it. All of his footage will be comped and aired on MTV as a reality TV series in January. Pretty snazzy. I made him some tea and we talked for a while. He told me all about “The Industry,” and then he offered to let me have the rest of the condoms which he had not gotten to use in his travels. I surprised him with my “No thanks, i won’t be needing them.” Then we had a little talk on differing views.

Long ago, i have concluded that i agree with that one poet who said “Variety is the very spice of life,” and i have adopted my own policy of, “i will not judge, but i will not join.” Love should be deeper than any judgement…..but that is a whole different topic–perhaps for some other day. This has been enough of an onslaught of scattered thoughts from my silly brain.

Yep, i think that maybe this is a long post…with no pictures or anything interesting like that (sorry). I think i will get home now; my laundry has been left unattended for long enough.